THEMES THAT YOU LIKE
After all is said and done

i mostly use tinder to see if i know anyone on there, but the one time i actually meet a girl i think i’ll get along with pretty well she asks me if i want kids within 5 years. why the hell would i want kids that soon and who are you to ask WE MET ON TINDER ONE DAY AGO. modern dating can fuck off

i’m glad i can finally grow more of a beard, my face has been pretty cold during these summer months…goddamn it beard where were you 5 months ago